Just Time Pass

[JigneshShah]

> ******
>
> *Ek yug the jab log apne *
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> *ghar ke dwar par*
>
> *likhte the "Atithi Devo Bhav". *
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> *Phir likhne lage "Shubh Labh" *
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> *Phir "U R WELCOME" *
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> *Aur ab likthe hain*
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> *"Kutton Se Saawdhaan"! *
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> ******
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> *Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, *
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> *syahi mat samajhna. *
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> *Khat likh raha hoon khoon se *
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> *syahi mat samajhna. *
>
> *Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha, *
>
> *mera mat samajhna.*
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> ******
>
> *Kushnaseeb ho aap*
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> *jo hum aapki dosti ko *
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> *itni shiddat se chahte hain. *
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> *warna hum to wo shaks hain *
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> *jo khwab mein bhi*
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> *badi minnaton se aate hain. *
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> ******
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> *D 1 who smokes,get a smoky heart. *
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> *D 1 who drinks,get an alcoholic heart. *
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> *So dear u must stop eating sweets, *
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> *as u r already a sweet heart. *
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> ******
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> *wo shayad ab bhi hame chahte hain, *
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> *tabhi to hame dekhkar yun muskurate hain. *
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> *Ye to uske bacchhe hi kameene hain, *
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> *jo hame MAMA-MAMA bulate hain! *
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> ******
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> *Shehar ki gali*
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> *mein paan ki dukaan. *
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> *Devdas ne dekhi*
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> *paro ki muskaan.*
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> *Devdas ne khilaya*
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> *Paro ko paan.*
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> *Khake paan Paro boli *
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> *"Shukriya Bhai Jaan". *
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> ******
>
> *I just met some1 in Cafe Coffee Day. *
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> *Real good looking,*
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> *dead smart,So delightful. *
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> *More like a celebrity. *
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> *As I walked nearer, *
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> *DAMN SAINT GOBAIN mirror. *
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> *It was me!!*
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> ******
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> *Maine tujhe dekha,*
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> *Dekhta raha,*
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> *Dekhta Raha*
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> *Dekhta hi gaya ,*
>
> *Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya *
>
> ******

[mohini]

Thank u so much giving me a 100% band.
U also posting nice one.so, continue posting on forums.
Goodddddd
Thank u

[JigneshShah]

Thanks for giving me reply. I like your jokes if you have more new joke please send me on my mail ID. my mail ID is shah_jignesh40@yahoo.com

Thanking you.

Your Net Friend
Jignesh Shah