mohini
February 21st, 2007, 05:10 PM
Doctor & Santa loves same girl.
Santa gives apple to her daily..Doctor asks : Why do u give apple daily to her
Sardar : "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY..."
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Ha.............Ha.................Ha.............. ..............Ha..............
Lecturer : Students, Write a note on 'Gandhi Jayanti.'
So Santa writes,
"Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who is jayanti.
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One tourist from U.S.A.
He asked to Santa : Any great man born in this village???
Santa : no sir, only Small Babies!!!
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Manager asked to Santa in interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it ?
Santa replyed : Isme konsi badi baat hai. I know that.
Manager Confuse : Which word ?
Santa : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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Amitabh : Meri vali DON hit gayi or Tumahari vali DON flop gayi , Aisa Kyu ?
Shahrukh : Meri vali DON ko samajana Muskil hi nahi, Namumkin hai......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mohini
Santa gives apple to her daily..Doctor asks : Why do u give apple daily to her
Sardar : "AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY..."
************************************************** *********************
Ha.............Ha.................Ha.............. ..............Ha..............
Lecturer : Students, Write a note on 'Gandhi Jayanti.'
So Santa writes,
"Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who is jayanti.
************************************************** *********************
One tourist from U.S.A.
He asked to Santa : Any great man born in this village???
Santa : no sir, only Small Babies!!!
************************************************** *********************
Manager asked to Santa in interview : Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it ?
Santa replyed : Isme konsi badi baat hai. I know that.
Manager Confuse : Which word ?
Santa : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
************************************************** *********************
Amitabh : Meri vali DON hit gayi or Tumahari vali DON flop gayi , Aisa Kyu ?
Shahrukh : Meri vali DON ko samajana Muskil hi nahi, Namumkin hai......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Agar aap ko bhi jokes/Shayaries aate hai to aap bhi forums me post kar sakte ho
Mohini