nice joks

[nishar]

Ek sahab garva se bole me Akla se ladta hu,
Dusre admi ne kaha, Lihaza apki aur meri ladai,
Kahbi nhi ho sakti,
Sahab bole, kya matlab?
Aadmi bola me Nihatho pe var nhi karta.
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Ramu bhai, Doctor ap ye Phool ki mala kyo laye ho?
Dotor bole, ye mera Pehla opretion he sahi hua to,
Me pehnuga varna Ap ke liye.
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Sardarji roz ek Ladke ko pareshan kartethe,
Akhir kar vo Ladka itna tang agya ki usne socha,
Aaj me Sardarji ko pareshan karta hu,
Sardarji car ke niche car ki ripering kar rhe the,
Ladke ne akar bola Sardarji apka ghar Jal gaya he,
Aur apke Bibi Bache Jal rhe he,
Sardarji bhagte huye gye adhe raste jakar unko yad aya,
Aare.. meri to Sadi hi nhi hui?
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