mohini
November 14th, 2006, 05:30 PM
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Teacher : Bolo "A" For
Student : "A" For Apple.
Teacher : Jor Se Bolo,
Student : JAY MATA JI
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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
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Ak ladki apny boy friend k sath nai gadi main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak ladki ne kaha.....suno !
kya tum ak haath se gadi chala sakte ho ?
kyu nahi.....ladke ne bade garv se gardan akraaii...
ladki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir please doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
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Uncle ak bachhe se kehte hain : beta ak acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga.
bachha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to aapne das rupay kahay thay ....
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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Yes Dear Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
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Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of CO-INCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday & sametime."
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....
why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming back from the office.
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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru ho gai............
dukhi aadmi bola : Lagta hai pahunch gai!!!!!
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11>
Angry santa - Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Banta standing besides & saidiske liye mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga - nahi dunga........
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12>
Santa zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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13>
Santa : Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Teacher : Bolo "A" For
Student : "A" For Apple.
Teacher : Jor Se Bolo,
Student : JAY MATA JI
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2>
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by Torch & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI
------------------------------------------------------------
3>
Ak ladki apny boy friend k sath nai gadi main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak ladki ne kaha.....suno !
kya tum ak haath se gadi chala sakte ho ?
kyu nahi.....ladke ne bade garv se gardan akraaii...
ladki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir please doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
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4>
Uncle ak bachhe se kehte hain : beta ak acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga.
bachha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to aapne das rupay kahay thay ....
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5>
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else.
Boyfriend : Yes Dear Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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6>
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
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7>
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
------------------------------------------------------------
8>
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of CO-INCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday & sametime."
------------------------------------------------------------
9>
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....
why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming back from the office.
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10>
koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru ho gai............
dukhi aadmi bola : Lagta hai pahunch gai!!!!!
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11>
Angry santa - Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Banta standing besides & saidiske liye mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga - nahi dunga........
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12>
Santa zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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13>
Santa : Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.