Laughing Jokessssssssssssssss

[mohini]

1>
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
------------------------------------------------------------
2>
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,so I made it alright.
------------------------------------------------------------
3>
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Santa : Ya sure,but from landline or mobile.
------------------------------------------------------------
4>
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
------------------------------------------------------------
5>
Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
------------------------------------------------------------
6>
Boss : Where were you born ?
santa : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

:p Ha...............Ha...........................Ha.. ....................................

[JigneshShah]

What a lovely and quite joke realy i like your joke It is all wonderfull.
amejing and funny. I want to more lovley joke if you have you can send me

bye Friend,
take care