rkaran
November 6th, 2008, 06:29 PM
Santa cricket ground mein.
Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho?
Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun
SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi !
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le..
Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya
1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega
Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai
girl comes late 2 class
Lecturer: Why r U late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me
Lectr:So,what ?
Girl:The boy was walking so slowLY.
Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du
2sra:dekhne me kesi h?
1dost:achi hai
2sra: To fir mera number de de
Jaldi TV on karo
Katrina Kaif hospitalised bcoz of Suicide Attempt
Watch Aaj-Tak News
Reason:She proposed me & I said "NO"
Vodafone ka KUTTA kho gaya hai...
So now there is a Vaccancy in Vodafone !
Dial 123 & say"BHOW BHOW"&get job.Hurry
Bhikhari:
Beti,ek rupya Deti ja,Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.
Woman: Ab to Mein Tumhe ek footi kodi bhi nahi dungi.
Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!....
CID:Y criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their work?
Sar-sir criminals r uneducated.If they r
educated they wud leave their signature
Papu plane me pilot se headphone chin raha tha...
Pilot- Ye kya kar rhe ho?
Papu- Ticket k paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sunega kya..!!
frnd:Yar Mera Mobile Kharab Hogya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Btao
2frnd: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1frnd:Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
Papu=judge sahab,mujhe talak chahiye
pichle ek salse meri biwi ne mujhse baat nai ki
Judge=Ek bar firse sochle,asi BV kismat waloko milti he
Waiter givs bil 2 Sardar
Sardar:Take my card
Waiter:But sir, dis s Ration card
Santa:So wat?
U hav writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"..
Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he.
Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho?
Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun
SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi !
Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le..
Santa Train Ki Patri
Pe So Gaya
1Admi-
Train Aayegi To Mar
Jayega
Santa-
Plane Upar Se Gaya To
Kuch Nahi Hua To Train
Kya Chiz Hai
girl comes late 2 class
Lecturer: Why r U late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me
Lectr:So,what ?
Girl:The boy was walking so slowLY.
Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du
2sra:dekhne me kesi h?
1dost:achi hai
2sra: To fir mera number de de
Jaldi TV on karo
Katrina Kaif hospitalised bcoz of Suicide Attempt
Watch Aaj-Tak News
Reason:She proposed me & I said "NO"
Vodafone ka KUTTA kho gaya hai...
So now there is a Vaccancy in Vodafone !
Dial 123 & say"BHOW BHOW"&get job.Hurry
Bhikhari:
Beti,ek rupya Deti ja,Tera suhaag sau saal jiye.
Woman: Ab to Mein Tumhe ek footi kodi bhi nahi dungi.
Lo meri girl frnd ka photo dekho..
Thoda aur aage
Nahi dikhi?
Kamine, BHABHI ki nazar se dekhta to zarur Dikhti!....
CID:Y criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their work?
Sar-sir criminals r uneducated.If they r
educated they wud leave their signature
Papu plane me pilot se headphone chin raha tha...
Pilot- Ye kya kar rhe ho?
Papu- Ticket k paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sunega kya..!!
frnd:Yar Mera Mobile Kharab Hogya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Btao
2frnd: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1frnd:Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha
Papu=judge sahab,mujhe talak chahiye
pichle ek salse meri biwi ne mujhse baat nai ki
Judge=Ek bar firse sochle,asi BV kismat waloko milti he
Waiter givs bil 2 Sardar
Sardar:Take my card
Waiter:But sir, dis s Ration card
Santa:So wat?
U hav writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"..
Judge-Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara.
Woman- Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he.