JOKESSSSSSSSSS For Ha.....ha.........ha

[mohini]

1>
Santa ka beta : Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa : ha beta
Beta : Kis se hui????
Papa : bewakuf teri mummy se..
Beta : Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar lee!!!!!!
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2>
Santa : Agar tu batade k meri tokri me kya hai to sare ande tere Or tu ye bata de k kitne hai to
tokri k 8 k 8 ande tere.
Banta : kathin sawal hai, koi hint to do.
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3>
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti............
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:cool:
Be cool & Enjoy yaar
Just laugh with open heart

[pappaplc]

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