mohini
December 8th, 2006, 01:24 PM
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Munnabhai : Yaar Circuit ye kutte poonch kyo hilate hai? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit : Commonsense Bhai ! ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na!!!!!!!!!
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Today SANTA bunk at office & goes back to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running to office & says,
"Bap re boss ne dekh liya hota to bunk pakda jata."
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bhagvan : vats tuhme kya chahiye?
vats : meri saadi aishwaria se kara do.
bhagavan : uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai kya kharcha utha payega?
vats : koi upay
bhagavan : mallika se saadi karle.
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Wife : dekhona woh aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor ke dekhe ja raha hai.
Husband : woh KABADIA hai, bhangaar par nazar rakhana uski aadat hai...
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Santa : mere papa to bahot darpok hai yaar.
Banta : Kyu?
Santa : Jab bhi hum road cross karte hai tab meri aungli pakadate hai aur kahte hai chhod mat dena.
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Santa In Train : yaar raat bhar muje nind nahi aayi,upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta : To exchange kar leni thi na.
Santa : kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha
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Haso yaar,
Itne achhe to jokes hai.
Tension Nahi lene ka, FORUMS pe achhe achhe jokes post karne ka MAMU. bOLE TO JOKES PADHANE KA AUR HASNE KA.
HA...........HA..................HA............... ............:cool:
Munnabhai : Yaar Circuit ye kutte poonch kyo hilate hai? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit : Commonsense Bhai ! ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na!!!!!!!!!
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2>
Today SANTA bunk at office & goes back to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running to office & says,
"Bap re boss ne dekh liya hota to bunk pakda jata."
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
3>
bhagvan : vats tuhme kya chahiye?
vats : meri saadi aishwaria se kara do.
bhagavan : uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai kya kharcha utha payega?
vats : koi upay
bhagavan : mallika se saadi karle.
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4>
Wife : dekhona woh aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor ke dekhe ja raha hai.
Husband : woh KABADIA hai, bhangaar par nazar rakhana uski aadat hai...
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5>
Santa : mere papa to bahot darpok hai yaar.
Banta : Kyu?
Santa : Jab bhi hum road cross karte hai tab meri aungli pakadate hai aur kahte hai chhod mat dena.
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6>
Santa In Train : yaar raat bhar muje nind nahi aayi,upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta : To exchange kar leni thi na.
Santa : kisse karta niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha
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Haso yaar,
Itne achhe to jokes hai.
Tension Nahi lene ka, FORUMS pe achhe achhe jokes post karne ka MAMU. bOLE TO JOKES PADHANE KA AUR HASNE KA.
HA...........HA..................HA............... ............:cool: