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[mohini]

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Santa : yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta : Mandir.
Santa : kyon?
Banta : kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
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Sardar : Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman : Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar : Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
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Boy : chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl : tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy : bilkul nahi!
Girl : to fir rehne do.......
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Santa Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher :"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi, Mere Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
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Banta : Oye Santa Tu Darwaje pe khada hokar exam paper kyu likh raha hai?
Santa : "Bevcoof, Entrance exam de raha hu".
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[JigneshShah]

> *Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi *
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> *Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi *
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> *Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki *
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> *Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi *
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> *jis par pade uska beda gark hota hai! *
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> ******
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> *Friendship is like FEVICOL - toote nahin *
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> *Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More *
I Like your all Thread it is wonderful i give you 100% band
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> *Girlfriend is like detergent - Pehle istemal *
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> *karo phir vishwaas karo. *
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> ******
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> *D proffessor of a business school asks, *
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> *"What is d most important source of *
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> *finance for starting business?" *
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> *A student replies,"Father-in-law" *
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> ******